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What do they have for lunch at Monster
School?
Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
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Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it
read "one at a time, please"
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A friend
of mine just got divorced. He and
his ex-wife split the
house. He got the outside.
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Titus was on a
Knoxville elevator
with several other people. As the elevator moved up,
he stared at
the small fan revolving slowly in the elevator ceiling.
"It's
amazing," he said to the other people, "that such a small fan
could lift
all these people!"
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An army sergeant told Private Perkins
to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned.
"I
thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the NCO.
"Why did you come back?"
"Because there's already somebody
there!"
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A little
girl was next in line. 'My
name's Curtain,' she said.
'I hope your first name is not Agnate
?'
'No, it's velvet !'
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First Kangaroo: If you were
surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away
from
them?
Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
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What
happened to the man who tried
to cross a lioin with a goat ?
He had to get a new goat !
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What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping out from
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Did you hear
about the cannibals who
captured a scrawny old hunter?
It sure gave them something to chew
over.
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How did skeletons send each other
letters
in the days of the Wild West?
By Bony Express.
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Several women were discussing what they should
have for
dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one
suggestion,
"those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But
get two.
They're small."
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What do you get if you cross a
telephone
with an iron?
A smooth operator!
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What did they say about the burger who went
skiing
for the first time?
How the meaty have fallen!
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Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
all down her back.
Harry: Pity it's not on her head!
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds
from improving schools to improving jails?
A: Because when his
term is through, he won't be going to school.
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What is a chameleon's
motto ?
A change is as good as a rest !
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