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Amy Jo Johnson:
Amy Jo Johnson
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Information:
Name: Amy Jo Johnson
Born: 1970-10-06
Height: 1.57
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Filmography:
Felicity (1999), Flashpoint (0), Cold Hearts (1999), Perfect Body (1997), Infested (2002)
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Mila Kunis:
Mila Kunis Naked
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Information:
Name: Mila Kunis
Born: 1983-08-14
Height: 1.6
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Filmography:
Boot Camp (2007), Krippendorf's Tribe (1998), Get Real (2002), Today (2008), After Sex (2007)
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Mads Mikkelsen:
Mads Mikkelsen Naked
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Information:
Name: Mads Mikkelsen
Born: 1965-11-22
Height: 1.83
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Filmography:
Elsker dig for evigt (2002), Zulu Awards '07 - Den røde løber (2007), King Arthur (2004), Meyerheim (0), Die Tür (2009)
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cumin
!
Cumin who?
Cumin side, its freezing out there !
EvansTaviodW
Q:
How would a blonde punctuate the
following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry
worry"
A: Fun period fun period
fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
TeithiKentaqV
Whats the difference between premenstrual
tension
and BSE?
One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural
problem.
AchazyahuBirdhillci
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with
the
problem.
JudahAthertonig
Customer to friend: This is a wonderful
restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world,
I
ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the
world.
Friend: I know - I ordered a small steak and got a calf.
CartwrightEochaidhCS
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before
retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm
sixty-five?
KrissElliottQn
Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts,
and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar
JennisLuigiOM
This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a
state policeman pulls him over.
"You got any I.D.?" the
patrolman asked."
"'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.
MistieAzaniahRh
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile
button?
When somebody says, 'Well done'!
LairdFaustoKl
An English professor wrote the words, "woman
without her man is a savage"
on the blackboard and directed his
students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman,
without her man, is a savage."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her,
man is a savage."
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